Naked Condoms - Closer

At Helmut Mutant, we're all about speedy deliveries and top-notch service! As a dropshipper, we work closely with a tight-knit crew of awesome suppliers and warehouses, known for their lightning-fast shipping and top-quality products.

Here's the scoop: If you place your order Monday to Friday before 3pm, it's generally zooming out the door on the same day. Orders after that? No sweat, they'll be winging their way to you bright and early the next day. Weekend orders? Hang tight until Monday, and Helmut will have them jetting your way! And just like a trusty sidekick, Helmut will send you tracking information, so you can follow the thrilling saga of your delivery.

But beware, brave souls, for every hero needs a signature upon delivery! Unless, of course, you dared to request a safe drop—at your own risk. For treasures worth more than $300, Helmut guards them with the ferocity of a hissing alley cat protecting its kittens, so safe drop is not possible.

Need discretion? No worries, Helmut has got you covered!

All packages from us come in plain brown boxes or bags, depending on what you ordered.  The sender is listed as "HM Distribution Services".

If you want your item only shipped in a box, and secured with extra packing tape to reduce unwanted prying, just drop us a comment at the checkout asking for extra discretion.