Premium Water Based Lube
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SWISS NAVY™ premium personal lubricants are setting the standard in today’s marketplace. The finest ingredients available are blended into the Water based formula.
Swiss Navy premium lubes come in a patented “leak proof” bottle with a convenient single-hand pump for easy, non-interruptive applications. It is perfect for any intimate activity requiring extra lubrication and less friction. The sleek packaging is designed to be on the nightstand, not in it.
- Truly long lasting with a velvety feel
- Premium non-absorbable formula
- Single-hand pump for easy one-handed application
- Advanced formulation for better viscosity and slickness
- Premium, non-staining for quick and easy cleanup
- More compatible with adult toys
- Patented “leak proof” bottle design with locking pump
Same Day Dispatch
At Helmut Mutant, we're all about speedy deliveries and top-notch service! As a dropshipper, we work closely with a tight-knit crew of awesome suppliers and warehouses, known for their lightning-fast shipping and top-quality products.
Here's the scoop: If you place your order Monday to Friday before 3pm, it's generally zooming out the door on the same day. Orders after that? No sweat, they'll be winging their way to you bright and early the next day. Weekend orders? Hang tight until Monday, and Helmut will have them jetting your way! And just like a trusty sidekick, Helmut will send you tracking information, so you can follow the thrilling saga of your delivery.
But beware, brave souls, for every hero needs a signature upon delivery! Unless, of course, you dared to request a safe drop—at your own risk. For treasures worth more than $300, Helmut guards them with the ferocity of a hissing alley cat protecting its kittens, so safe drop is not possible.
Secure & Unmarked Packages
Need discretion? No worries, Helmut has got you covered!
All packages from us come in plain brown boxes or bags, depending on what you ordered. The sender is listed as "HM Distribution Services".
If you want your item only shipped in a box, and secured with extra packing tape to reduce unwanted prying, just drop us a comment at the checkout asking for extra discretion.
