Silicone Lube
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Uberlube is a silicone-based lubricant that boasts many possible uses: not only can this function as a sexual aid, but this lube can also be used as hair serum, make-up primer, massage oil, moisturizer, and even shoe polish. This lubricant is completely odorless and tasteless.
Upon application, the lube is thin and silky. It rubs into skin smoothly, leaving a sleek, long-lasting finish that can be rubbed away, making this lube an effective massage aid. Uberlube is long-lasting, and becomes neither sticky nor tacky, nor does it leave an oily residue.
Containing only four ingredients—dimethicone, dimethiconol, cyclomethicone, and tocopheryl acetate—this lube is unique in its minimalism.
Product Features:
- Uberlube is a premium lubricant - uniquely designed to transfer sensation while reducing friction.
- Feels natural, performs while in use, then dissipates across skin leaving a soft, moisturized feel.
- Scentless, tasteless, non-staining. Latex safe. Will not harbor outside yeast, bacteria, or mold.
- Treatment pump is metered and allows one hand to stay free during use. No caps to open and close.
Same Day Dispatch
At Helmut Mutant, we're all about speedy deliveries and top-notch service! As a dropshipper, we work closely with a tight-knit crew of awesome suppliers and warehouses, known for their lightning-fast shipping and top-quality products.
Here's the scoop: If you place your order Monday to Friday before 3pm, it's generally zooming out the door on the same day. Orders after that? No sweat, they'll be winging their way to you bright and early the next day. Weekend orders? Hang tight until Monday, and Helmut will have them jetting your way! And just like a trusty sidekick, Helmut will send you tracking information, so you can follow the thrilling saga of your delivery.
But beware, brave souls, for every hero needs a signature upon delivery! Unless, of course, you dared to request a safe drop—at your own risk. For treasures worth more than $300, Helmut guards them with the ferocity of a hissing alley cat protecting its kittens, so safe drop is not possible.
Secure & Unmarked Packages
Need discretion? No worries, Helmut has got you covered!
All packages from us come in plain brown boxes or bags, depending on what you ordered. The sender is listed as "HM Distribution Services".
If you want your item only shipped in a box, and secured with extra packing tape to reduce unwanted prying, just drop us a comment at the checkout asking for extra discretion.
